drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
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