if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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