Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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