he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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