I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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