with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Go christen that room with your naked body.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
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