so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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