its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
no. you can't hotbox the world.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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