is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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