You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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