what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
Green mimosas i think yes
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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