You work out of a Hotel?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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