Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
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