What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
his ringtone is the jonas brothers. get me the fuck out of here NOW.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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