the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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