so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
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