hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
As if I wouldn't steal Nintendo brand "Mario is my HOMEBOY!" boxers when he gave me the entire drawer to choose from.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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