she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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