We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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