question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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