...so i touched it.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
So vagazzling was a success
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
