His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
Randomize
