where does the pee come out of this thing
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I am one with the molecules
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Randomize
