so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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