yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
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