Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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