their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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