marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just called the consul general of France "dude"
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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