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DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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