i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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