Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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