Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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