YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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