Too much gin, very little bucket
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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