so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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