please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
You are a genius and a whore.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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