so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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