would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Just saw a baby with a T-shirt that read "I am the result of my mother forgetting to take her magic pills". I can't believe they make shit like that.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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