I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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