Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
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