I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
Randomize
