kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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