? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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