Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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