It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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