I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
drinking ice water after you brush your teeth, is like Antarctica blowing a load into your mouth.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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