I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
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