we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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