just tell him i said nine months
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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