Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Randomize
