When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Passed out on a playground for a while before trying to break into the elementary school. Erica thought her captain tasted like cat food, so she poured her bottle into her cat's dish and proceeded to eat it like cereal.
You win. Erica always eats cat food.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Are we still banned from the library?
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
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