doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
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